That's right: If you want to outsource your job for pennies on the dollar and update your Facebook status all day instead of processing TPS reports, all you have to do is set up a server in your house and have your subcontractor access your files from there. Then, according to Valentine, you can "proxy your traffic," and make it look like you're just working at home.
Of course, if you knew how to do this, you wouldn't need our help to figure all this out. And then, of course, there's the whole "cheaters never prosper" thing -- even Developer Bob, whose clever ruse resulted in some of the best performance reviews in his department, eventually missed that a tiny detail and got caught. So maybe we're all better off just doing the work ourselves.
Valentine is keeping the company and the developer mostly anonymous for now, although he did release several tantalizing details. For instance, Bob paid the Chinese firm about $50,000 out his "several hundred thousand dollars a year" salary. Also, his daily schedule looked like this:
9:00 a.m. – Arrive and surf Reddit for a couple of hours. Watch cat videos
11:30 a.m. – Take lunch
1:00 p.m. – EBay time.
2:00 – ish p.m. - Facebook updates – LinkedIn
4:30 p.m. – End of day update e-mail to management.
5:00 p.m. – Go home
Truly, it's enough to make you consider a life of crime.
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